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ELISE JOKE: What does the lion say to the animal he is about to eat??

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 Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake? A: You crack me up!  

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus? A: Flying saucers!

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school? A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? A: "So, what's your point!"

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane? A: Because he wanted a higher education! 

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano !

Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet

Q: What did you learn in school today? A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!"

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: What holds the sun up in the sky? A: Sunbeams!

Q: What object is king of the classroom? A: The ruler!

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A: She couldn't control her pupils!

Q: When do astronauts eat? A: At launch time !

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair? A: E-clipse it !

Q: What happened when the wheel was invented? A: It caused a revolution!